My friend C. has just gotten back from a weekend spend tramping around the woods looking for a (purely hypothetical and all-too acutely reasonable) dead body. (They didn’t find it.) But what they did find is highly suggestive:
C: – A friend of a friend of [redacted] had learned from a psychic that [redacted] had died from exposure somewhere within a two-square-mile chunk of ill-tamed forest.
Possibly a friend of a friend of a friend.
A hardy outdoorsy type fellow had found his way to a suspicious hobo campsite earlier, which was littered with ominous detritus, including a He-Man doll with the head of Abraham Lincoln.
The doll was nailed to a tree.
Need I say more?