Special report from the Seattle Pravda:
In the state of Washington, you can eat as much roasted duck as you please.
You can shoot the occasional duck, provided you follow certain rules.
But you can’t possess a wild duck â€” a fact that Diane Erdmann didn’t fully grasp until two state Fish and Wildlife officers showed up at her Auburn workplace Friday demanding her pet duck Gooey.
Remember, if we allow women to adopt baby ducks, then the terrorists will have won.