Hey, At Least It Isn’t Albania…

Special report from the Seattle Pravda:

In the state of Washington, you can eat as much roasted duck as you please.

You can shoot the occasional duck, provided you follow certain rules.

But you can’t possess a wild duck — a fact that Diane Erdmann didn’t fully grasp until two state Fish and Wildlife officers showed up at her Auburn workplace Friday demanding her pet duck Gooey.

Remember, if we allow women to adopt baby ducks, then the terrorists will have won.

2 thoughts on “Hey, At Least It Isn’t Albania…”

  1. I, for one, am glad the authorities put a stop to it. I wouldn’t want Erdman doing that sort of thing in *my* neighborhood. I mean. All those dangerous chemicals. Seedy people coming and going at all hours of the day and night….

    What?…She was running a what? …a quackhouse?


    Never mind.

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