Another selection from the always-enlightening Hitherby Dragons:
Wolves have fur. This makes wolves furries. Since they’re already wolves, they don’t pretend to be wolves. They pretend to be humans. A small excerpt from wolf furry-play follows.
The alpha male struts in. He puts down his briefcase. He says, â€œHello, honey, I am home! Since you do not need estrus to stimulate your sexual interest, perhaps you would be up for a rousing bout of Church-endorsed missionary position sex?â€
â€œOh, no, honey, not now! I am too busy shooting my gun at the wolf who culled the weakest members of our herd of cows! Bang!â€
â€œThat sounds like fun. Shooting wolves improves the strength of their gene pool! But surely we could have sex and shoot wolves at the same time?â€
â€œThat is very kinky. I admire your dirty mind!â€
That is how wolves imagine human intercourse must be.