GOZER
Subcreatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come! Choose and perish!

KIP
What do you mean, choose? We don't understand!

GOZER
Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!

JTK
Whoa! I get it, I get it. Very cute! Whoever we vote for - if we vote for J. Edgar Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover will appear and destroy us, okay? Hands off the ballots. Don't vote for anyone. We've only got one shot at this.

GOZER
The choice is made! The Destructor has come!

JTK
Whoa! Whoa! Nobody voted for anyone! Did you vote for anyone?

LYNETTE
No!

JTK
Did you?

SABOTTA
My ballot's totally blank!

JTK
I didn't vote for anyone!
JTK, LYNETTE and SABOTTA stare at KIP

KIP
trembling
I couldn't help it. It just popped in there!

JTK
What? What just popped in there?

KIP
I - I tried to think -
stomping and screaming from below

LYNETTE
Look!

KIP
No! It can't be!

SABOTTA
What is it?

KIP
It can't be!

SABOTTA
What did you do, Kip?

KIP
It can't be!

SABOTTA
Aw, shit!

KIP
solemnly
It's David Friedman.

Giant David Friedman stomps cars as people run and scream in terror...

JTK
Well, there's something you don't see every day.

KIP
I tried to think of the most harmless candidate. Someone I've always admired. Someone that could never, ever possibly destroy us. David Friedman...

JTK
Nice thinking, Kip.