Excerpted from an e-mail sent to a friend, written as I watched the live C-SPAN coverage of the antiwar protests in Washington DC

(Presently watching the Washington DC demonstration on C-span. You know, some of the Commie women are kind of cute. Big submissive teeth and all that. Okay, now we got some big fat Saddam-look alike from the "Free Palestinian Alliance. Blah. He's not cute. Now it's Ron Kovics. That's no good. He just said that he had lost 3/4 of his body in Vietnam. But there it all is in a wheelchair! Wassup with that?)

(Oh wow, Ramsey Clark, Uber-Crank! Wow! Unshaven squinty old man in a corduroy blazer! Looks like he was doing a little dumpster-diving before the rally! He's calling for impeachment! Reminds me of that quote about history repeating itself, first as tragedy and then as farce.)

(Mara Verheyden-Hilliard is cute in her adorable hard-edged way Now she's introducing Al Sharpton. Ick.)

(Mara's back. Screeches like a banshee though. Ow.)

(Mousy leftist girl with glasses in the crowd! Cute!)

(On the other hand, "academy award winning" actress Jessica Lange looks awful.)

(Various Middle Eastern types with kaffiyehs lurking around in back of the stage. They look, literally, like wolves among the progressive sheep.)

(Here's some authentic Palestinian thug the Mossad hasn't caught up with yet. Why is he still alive? Those lazy Israelis!)

(Cynthia McKinney, Demonazi bitch. Not cute.)

(Pretty good giant puppet heads of Bush and Cheney. I wonder if there's some kind of giant-puppet-head-making computer program now. I'm imagining Mara Verheyden-Hilliard wearing a giant Mara Verheyden-Hilliard puppet head - and nothing else. She'd look like an obscene cartoon! Okay, that's kind of perverted - and recursive. But at least it would muffle her screeching banshee howl.)

(Now they're folk singing from the stage. Gahhh. Where are Flobella and Barbella-chan when you need them? Lots of nice fresh raw brains to eat here, girls! Lots of progressives for Guiron to step on!)

(They're announcing "Free Mumia" week from the stage now. Free Mumia with every purchase! Send in your boxtops now.)

(Wow! Aging punk rocker Patti Smith has the biggest, most submissive teeth of all. But she looks terrible! Arrrrghhh! That's no good. Now's she's singing! But she can't sing! Ack! DESTROY ALL FOLK SINGERS!)

(God's curse on leftist punk rockers - they turn into bad folk singers! "Thou shalt strum the acoustic guitar and sing tunelessly through thy nose all thy days henceforth, saith THE LORD.")